Animal Joke

If someone calls you an animal...
If someone calls you an animal, just remember the following: I work like a horse. I eat like a pig. I like to play chicken. They call me a dirty rat. You can get my goat. I can be as slippery as a snake. I get dog tired. I can be as quiet as a mouse. They say I'm as quick as a cat. I used to be as strong as an ox. I don't like hen parties. Please don't badger me. People try to buffalo me. Some people think I'm a gone goose. I'm as ugly as a toad. You should see the puss on me. I'm as gentle as a lamb. And I'm as happy as a lark. I drink like a fish. I'm as proud as a peacock. And I'm as hairy as a gorilla. I have an albatross around my neck. And there's a frog in my throat. I just got a Charlie horse the other day. I've got goose bumps all over. I've got the memory of an elephant. But I'm no sitting duck. I can be a lone wolf. But I'm having a whale of a time. O' what animals we can be!!



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